Monday, August 25, 2008

Pregnancy Profits

I would like you to think of this next story, parents, as you drive to that second job and ponder how you are going to pay for the kids' college.

Need help?


"Easing parent-to-be overload; Professional baby planners find a ready market" by Sarah Schweitzer, Globe Staff | August 25, 2008

Cue the Baby Coordinators, the latest entry in the burgeoning "baby planning" field that helps expectant parents prepare for a new baby by advising on everything from the most absorbent diapers and sleekest strollers to decorating a nursery and readying a pet. For a fee of $250, Kristen DiCicco of Natick, a Baby Coordinators cofounder, walked White through Babies "R" Us. She offered the pros and cons of products, and when White left the store, she had a baby registry list and peace of mind.

As a growing number of older women - many professionals, with disposable income - join the ranks of bulging bellies, pregnancy has acquired a slew of luxurious accoutrements.

It's a RICHERS WORLD, isn't it (page one, Boston Globe)?

How many women out there have DISPOSABLE INCOME to care for a child?

There are prenatal spa treatments, personal pregnancy chefs, prebaby vacation packages known as "babymoons," "push presents" given to a mother to reward her for carrying and delivering a baby, prepacked hospital bags containing items like a hard-cover journal and breath mints, and now, baby planning - a kind of full-flight concierge service for the pregnant.

If you have the TIME and $$$ that is!!!!

The agenda-pushing elitism is really sickening these days, shit MSM!

Tell it to the Gloucester kids you bat-mouthed, assholes!!!!

Baby planning first surfaced in England and on the West Coast, in Los Angeles and Portland, Ore., two years ago as a variation on the concept of wedding planning. It has caught on in other cities, including Boston, where two start-ups were launched in the last year by women who say the market is ripe for their services.

Like a ripe mother ready to give birth, huh?

Boston-area baby planners say their clients are working women, in their late 20s to mid 30s. Most look for help putting together baby registries and baby-proofing their homes, but a number of other services are offered, including "babymoon" planning, daddy preparation, and readying birth announcements.

Perfecting Expecting charges $100 for baby registry consultation and $500 for putting together a complete registry, $100 for help maternity shopping and $500 for baby shower preparation. The Baby Coordinators charge $250 to compile a baby registry, $300 to arrange and set up a nursery, and $200 to baby-proof a home.

If I had that money, it would be going for things for the kid, not to pay some "consultant!"

And what does it say about a mother who is TOO BUSY to care for her kid?

Both companies have partnerships with baby-product companies.

Aaaaaaaah, cha-CHING!!!!!

WTF, the BG just a business agent for the wealthy now?

The Baby Coordinators receive 10 percent of the sale proceeds from clients they send to two companies, Your Bags Are Packed and Baby-Strong, DiCicco said. Perfecting Expecting has business partners that give discounts to clients, and those companies send business to Perfecting Expecting.

It's what is known as a KICKBACK!!!!

Carolyn McLoughlin, 28, a therapist who lives in Brookline, said that after watching a friend spend 30 hours researching strollers, she decided she would go the baby-planning route. "We wanted to put a lot of thought into adding a new family member, but we didn't have the time," McLoughlin said. "Also, I don't like shopping."

Then how about tying those tubes off then, if you are not going to be more RESPONSIBLE!!!!

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