The Fed Fibber's Hot Fart Mist
"Dollar woes, supply drop spur new rise in oil prices" by Associated Press | June 12, 2008
NEW YORK - Oil prices regained their stunning upward momentum yesterday, rising as crude's biggest drivers - a weak dollar and supply concerns - brought buyers back in force. At the pump, gas prices rose to a record over $4.05 a gallon.
Oil futures that were falling a week ago on concerns about declining gasoline consumption have dramatically reversed course and appear poised to set records above $140 a barrel. While the market remains concerned about the effect of high prices on demand, several weeks of falling oil inventories and the dollar's inability to make headway against the euro have combined to turn market sentiment decidedly bullish.
But, but, but.. the Fed liar told me the DUMPING DOLLAR wasn't the problem!!
Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!
That's bad news for consumers, already struggling with rising prices for food and consumer goods.
Kinda used to it at this point. Is there EVER any GOOD NEWS -- other than for war looters?
Analysts say gas prices could rise to a national average of $4.25 a gallon by the Fourth of July, and are unlikely to fall as long as oil prices keep surging....
How-to-guide to filling up, 'murkns:
1. Pull up to pump
2. Get out of car
3. Drop pants
4. Insert gas pump into ass
5. Pump gas
Diesel prices are also soaring, and rose to a record of $4.792 a gallon yesterday. Rising diesel prices are pushing up prices of food and consumer goods transported by train, truck, and ship."
Same ritual for truckers.
Hey, here's an idea, 'murkns.
Sorry, but you will have to extract the pump from your butt, yeah.
