AmeriKa's How-To-Guide For Filling Up at the Pump

1. Pull up to pump

2. Get out of car

3. Drop pants

4. Insert gas pump into ass

5. Pump gas

O.K, ready, set, go!!!!

"Oil rises to trading, closing records on falling US dollar" by Bloomberg News | June 28, 2008

NEW YORK - Crude oil rose above $142 a barrel for the first time, as falling stock markets spurred investment in commodities.

Oil has climbed 46 percent this year as the US dollar declined against the euro.

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