It was a stunning week in the world of people better looking and wealthier than you. Sex, violence, lawsuits and dancing: Sounds like our junior prom back in the day.

THE BREEDING OF THE SPEARS FAMILY MAY CONTINUE UNCHECKED: The National Enquirer reported last week that Jamie Lynn Spears may be pregnant again, only three months after giving birth to daughter Maddie.

The Enquirer quotes a "source" as saying the 17-year-old sister of Britney Spears said the father of the alleged new baby is the younger Spears' boyfriend Casey Aldridge, who also happened to father Maddie. The source (someday someone is going to name a child "Source" and we're all going to be in trouble) said Jamie-Lynn didn't believe she could get pregnant while breast-feeding. Which is funny, because she's not breast-feeding.

Well, OK, they say she is, but you never know with this family. "She is not pregnant," her rep assured OK! magazine on Wednesday.

OK, well, that's not very fun, then. We'll believe it when we see the pregnancy test ourselves.

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PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE DESTROYS LEG ON REALITY SHOW: Misty May-Treanor, the Olympic volleyball gold medalist and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant, tore her left Achilles tendon practicing on the show's set and had to pull out of the competition. The 31-year-old and pro partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were performing well, scoring 21 out of 30 for their previous routines.