Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Boston Globe is Obsessed With Feces

Why not? It's a piece of shit anyway.

That must be where I got it, huh, readers?!

:-)


"Crew fixes space station toilet, opens science lab" by Marcia Dunn, Associated Press | June 5, 2008

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - To everybody's relief, astronauts fixed the toilet at the International Space Station yesterday and opened up a grand new science lab.

The toilet problem had fast become the most pressing issue of the mission....

Yeah, thanks to the MSM!!! This is gross, and SHOULD NOT be in the PAPER!!!

Russian Oleg Kononenko put in the new pump, and the toilet started working normally again.

For two weeks, the three men living aboard the space station had to manually flush the Russian-built toilet with extra water several times a day. It was a time-consuming job and waste of water, not to mention an unpleasant chore.

Then why are you writing about it, shit MSM?

The space station's toilet woes seemed to capture the world's attention. It ended up being the main topic of conversation at NASA news conferences, with fastidious suit-and-tie managers having to describe the ins and outs of using the restroom in weightlessness..."

You guys don't have anything better to discuss, like how we got into a war based on lies?

Pfffffffttt!!!!

Also see: The Boston Globe's Shit Fetish