Thursday, September 25, 2008

Farting Now a Crime In U.S.

I'm not making this up, folks!

How long until typing the word is a crime (and fine for global fart misting)?

You have reached the end of the line, AmeriKa; what could be MORE FREE than the FREEDOM to FART!!!!?????

"Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Sig Heil!


That's for you, copper!!!!!!!

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.


"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

Of course, when the fascista policsta brain you with a club or jolt you with a taser, that's all right.

Sig heil!