Occupation Iraq: Returning War Dead to be Shown

Great satire!!!

That's why it gets a life-affirming label; because it made me laugh!!!

"DoD announces that the Israeli flag will now be draped over American coffins"

"White House News

The Department of Defense today issued a press release that stated that henceforth, the state flag of Israel, the Star of David, will replace the Stars and Stripes now being used to drape over caskets of American dead coming home from the Israeli Theater, or as it's more commonly known as, the Iraq War.

"Bennie" Netanyahoo, the Pentagon spokesman, said that this was the least the country could do, in order to pay homage to the bravery of the Israelis and the sacrifices that Israel has endured as a result of the U.S. invading Iraq based on intelligence supplied by Israel.

Netanyahoo said every red-blooded American should still stand erect, and salute the Star of David, just as if it were the American flag.

He added "Not a day goes by on a Tel Aviv Beach and not a night passes in one of our trendy bars on Dizengoff Street without one of the sun worshippers or one of the bar patrons toasting Israeli luck in having America fight its wars."

"This time for reflection cuts enormously into the Israeli party life and as such, should be given some type of memorial, if not some type of award or honor, like draping the Star of David over the caskets of Americans killed fighting for Israel in Iraq."

"Americans", added Netanyahoo, "Should be feel honored that their kids are fighting and dying in a war fought for Israel."

When asked what he thought of this change by the DoD, the Israeli PM, Ehdiot Olmert said, "It's very good for Israel... Well, it's not good, per se, but it will generate immediate sympathy for Israel."

DoD said that the U.S. Congress was putting together a several billion dollar aid package for Israel, to compensate Israel for the time, trouble and material used in making the Star of David flags, which are imported by Israel from China.

Netanyahoo said President Bush had issued Executive Order 1984-666 to change federal law in order for this flag substitution to take effect and that the president was glad to be in bed with the Israelis on this issue, together beating off "evil-doers" world wide.

And that the president realized that since Israel was helping America shoulder this load, that America would be more than happy to take an Israeli load."

Selected comments:

"I think nuking Israel will be good, or not good, but it will generate immediate sympathy for Israel.

Isn't it interesting that Netanyahu (it was Netanyahoo that said that, not Olmert) thinks 'sympathy' is 'good' for his country. That says it all about the Zionists. My country wouldn't want to be pitied, and nor would the proud Arab states that surround Israel. But for Israel, pity is where it's at, and they're great at cultivating it with their global media monopoly and fake holocaust novels. Not to mention false flag terror attacks, like the one Bibi was acting all surprised about as he uttered the above quote.

Zionists are pitiful, I'll give them that much, since they asked."

"And that the president

And that the president realized that since Israel was helping America shoulder this load, that America would be more than happy to take an Israeli load.

Haha!"

"Gotta have a laugh now and then

Gotta look at some of these things in a different light now and then, and hopefully, get a laugh or else all of the shit one can find on the 'Net about Israel, its bastard start and continuing criminal operations will drive a person mad."

I so totally agree with that last sentiment!

:-)