Monday, May 19, 2008

The bin-Laden Hit Machine

He cranks out hits faster than Amy Winehouse!!!

Please see
: The "New" Osama Tape

"Bin Laden criticizes Arab leaders in tape"

CAIRO - Osama bin Laden released a new message yesterday denouncing Arab leaders for sacrificing the Palestinians and saying the head of the Shi'ite militant group Hezbollah did not really have the strength to take on Israel.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Cut it out, you are hurting me!

In his second audio message in three days focusing on the Palestinians, the Al Qaeda leader said the only way to liberate Palestine is to fight the Arab regimes that are protecting Israel.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

"Second audio message in three days"

They are really SHOVELING FAST and FURIOUS, aren't they?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

And fighting those Arabs who protect Israel?

That means Saudi Arabia, right?


Bin Laden said Muslims should ignore the Islamic prohibition against raising arms against fellow Muslims, saying it was legitimate to rise up against leaders who are not governing according to Islamic law.

Now I KNOW this is BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA!

First he
DEFENDS ISRAEL, now he calls for sectarian violence?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

CUI BONO?


His 22-minute audiotape was posted on an Islamic militant website where Al Qaeda leaders have issued past statements.

You mean,
here? Or here? Or here?

Who invented
"Al-CIA-Duh" anyway?

The voice sounded like Bin Laden's, although the authenticity of the tape could not be independently verified (AP)."

Yeah, I'll BET IT DOES!!!!

What a LAUGHER!!!!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!