What I mean is, it is a LAUGHER NOW!!!!
I mean he ALWAYS SHOWS UP at JUST the RIGHT TIME!!!!
We no longer buyin' the fooleys, government and MSM!!!
Courtesy of Mike Rivero of whatreallyhappened.com
"A REAL dead terrorist!"
"Osama bin Laden: A dead nemesis perpetuated by the US government"
"Fake Al Qaeda"
Relinked as it looks like "Al Qaeda" is about to release a new "VOTE FOR THE GOP" tape starring Osama the dead terrorist.
"Rita Katz folds S.I.T.E. Institute and opens SITE Intelligence Group. Can another Bin Laden tape be in the making?"
"BTW, Rita dear, it looks like everyone's fav war monger and war criminal at large, GW Bush, is having a little trouble pushing thru his latest "Endless War for Peace" bill thru the US Congress. Guess it's time to dig up--figuratively and literally--Bin Laden and produce one of your videos in which the dead guy threatens us infidels."
Now have a good laugh (except it ain't really funny with the PEOPLE being KILLED, readers):
"Troops search for Al Qaeda"
"by Chelsea J. Carter and Lee Keath, Associated Press | May 16, 2008
BAGHDAD - US and Iraqi troops moved against Al Qaeda on two separate fronts yesterday, with house-to-house searches in Mosul and an operation in the desert to stanch the flow of insurgents and weapons to that northern city....
US-backed Iraqi troops searched homes and the US military announced that the forces in Mosul captured a suspected Al Qaeda figure involved in organizing car bombings and smuggling foreign fighters into the country.
There were no reported clashes during the searches in known Al Qaeda strongholds in the western and eastern parts of Mosul, Iraq's third largest city, where insurgents are believed to use the cover of sheep and produce markets to smuggle cash, weapons, and foreign fighters from nearby Syria.
Sheik Fawaz Jarba, a leader of Sunni tribes in Mosul opposed to Al Qaeda, complained that the sweep was "unorganized" and that public warnings of the coming raids enabled Al Qaeda fighters to flee, as they have done ahead of previous campaigns elsewhere.
"Al Qaeda has gone into hiding and have gone elsewhere," Jarba said, adding that his tribal fighters were prepared to join the crackdown but that Maliki had not asked them to.
American Marines were operating farther south, near Lake Tharthar, a remote desert region that has been a refuge for Al Qaeda fighters and a back channel for supplying the network in the north.
Al-CIA-Duh, Al-CIA-Duh, Al-CIA-Duh!
"We're trying to shut down the rat lines," Marine Brigadier General Richard Mills, who is heading up the operation, told a briefing at a mobile command post set up in the Mameluke desert....
Oh, so HUMAN BEINGS are RATS NOW, huh?
Because "Al-CIA-Duh" stands for ANYONE WHO OPPOSES this MASS-MURDERING WAR CRIME of an OCCUPATION, readers!
Since the Marines' operation began five weeks ago, they have killed six Sunni insurgents in clashes - including five killed when a Harrier jet dropped two bombs on a desert house after a clash in which a Marine was wounded, Brigadier General Randolph Alles said...."
Yeah, KEEP that MASS-MURDER QUIET, shit AmeriKan MSM!!!
BOOOOO! (Ha-ha!)
"by Lin Noueihed
DUBAI (Reuters) - Osama bin Laden vowed in an audio tape to mark Israel's 60th anniversary to continue to fight the Jewish state and its allies in the West.
The al Qaeda leader, who has placed growing emphasis on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, said it was at the heart of the Muslim battle with the West and an inspiration to the 19 bombers who carried out the attacks on U.S. cities on September 11, 2001.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
I'm sorry, but that is SO FRIKKIN' TRANSPARENT!!!
Also see: "Al-CIA-Duh" Defends Israel
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Oh, one other thing, the Palestinians have said they DON'T WANT HIS HELP!!!!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
"We will continue, God permitting, the fight against the Israelis and their allies ... and will not give up a single inch of Palestine as long as there is one true Muslim on earth," he said in the message, posted on an Islamist website on Friday.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Bin Laden said Israel's anniversary celebrations were a reminder that it did not exist 60 years ago, and had been established on land seized from Palestinians by force."This is evidence that Palestine is our land, and the Israelis are invaders and occupiers who should be fought," he said.
That part is certainly true no matter who you are!!!
Zionists can deny it, but the WORLD KNOWS IT!
And because I agree I'm a "radical" site now?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
The Saudi-born militant also said that decades of peace initiatives had failed to establish a Palestinian state, and the West had proved time and again that it sided with Israel.
And the the disputed fact is.... ??
"The participation of Western leaders with the Jews in this celebration confirms that the West backs this Jewish occupation of our land, and that they stand in the Israeli corner against us," he said. "They proved this in practice by sending their forces to southern Lebanon."
To fight the Shi'ites you hate, right UBL?
Silence as I knock on the mound of dirt in the cliffside, right?)
:-)
He also said Western media had over the years painted Israelis as victims, and the Palestinians who had been displaced from their land as terrorists.
I'm not highlighting because what is "he" saying that isn't true?
I mean, WE KNOW WHAT THIS IS, readers?!
It is TOTAL B.S. and PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!
The authenticity of the tape could not immediately be verified but the voice sounded like Bin Laden's.
Yeah, I'll BET IT DOES!!!!
Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Arye Mekel dismissed the tape as the ravings of a terrorist.
"We don't pay any attention to the threats of a crazy terrorist. The time has come for him to be caught and to be punished for all his crimes," Mekel said.
That's gonna be kind of hard.
Ha-ha-ha!!!!
Laura Mansfield, an organisation that monitors Islamist websites, said Bin Laden was shifting emphasis: "In his initial messages, bin Laden's focus was on the removal of U.S. forces from (Saudi Arabia) but in recent years he has more closely wedded himself to the Palestinian issue."
Yeah, and CUI BONO off of that one?!?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
In a message on March 20, bin Laden urged Muslims to maintain the struggle against U.S. forces in Iraq as a path toward "liberating Palestine".
Al Qaeda has vowed attacks on Jews both inside and outside Israel, and regularly expressed support for the Palestinians.
Al Qaeda is widely blamed for a suicide attack on an Israeli-owned hotel in Kenya and a simultaneous failed attempt to shoot down an Israeli charter jet near Mombasa airport in Kenya in 2002.
But despite calls by al Qaeda supporters for the militant network to establish a presence in Palestinian areas, U.S. intelligence officials see no evidence it has done so.
Al-CIA-Duh, Al-CIA-Duh, Al-CIA-Duh," every paragraph!
You HYPNOTIZED and SCARED yet?!?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
Analysts say it faces competition for turf, in particular in the Gaza Strip, from the well-established Hamas.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
If HAMAS is UBL's COMPETITION, how come WE AREN'T TALKING?!?!
The enemy of my enemy?
See what happens when you LIE ALL THE TIME?!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
Bin Laden said the Palestinians in Gaza Strip were being subjected to a "slow death" and blamed U.S.-allied Egypt for helping Israel to besiege the overcrowded Hamas-run area."
Yeah, and....
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! Oh, my sides hurt!