Saturday, May 31, 2008

The "Al-CIA-Duh" Funnies

"The Whoring out of the American MSM"

""Given the choice between a free press and a free government, I'll take the free press."

Thomas Jefferson

"Whores here, get your fresh whores here."

"We got male whores, female whores and everything in between here. Fresh whores here"

The Whoring out of the American MSM

In the lead up to the invasion of Iraq, most of the mainstream press knew they were being used like some cheap hooker in a back alley, but they didn't want to speak out and take a chance on losing their comfy job, with the limos, the perks and invites to parties held in Fifth Avenue penthouses.

They swallowed tons of spooge and came back asking for more, more, please Daddy George, fill me up with your love till it squirts out of my ears and even then, i won't be satisfied.

They greedily gulped load after load of "love lies" from the Bush/Cheney Junta and begged for more.

"See, I'm already on my knees, Mr. "DICK" of Cheney, please fill me full of some more liquid lies."

"Fresh whores here. We got Dan whores, we got the cute Katie whores, We got the Bill O whores here, even have the popular Sean whore here. Fresh whores here"

They know where the big money is and they have no problem with getting down on their knees to swallow a hot load, let it marinate in their stomachs for a bit, then regurgitate the hot, sticky substance that ran down their slippery throats for mass consumption on the sex organ of TV.

"Fresh whores here, get your whores here. Even got that pudgy little bitch whore called Rush here"

So what that a million or more Iraqi's were slaughtered by the Bush/Cheney Junta?

"Gosh, do you know what weekly BOTOX treatments cost?'

So what that the nation of Iraq is lying on the ground, like some piece of roadkill that's been sitting in the sun that was flattened by hundreds of Abrams M1 tanks.

"Why, why, those payments on my suite in the New York Plaza Hotel are sinfully high, I'll have you know."

"You there sir, how about a Brian whore, no?" "Then how about a Judy whore for you sir?"

So what that we have driven five million or more Iraqi's into hiding, losing their homes and possessions in the process of the Bush/Cheney Junta getting its homicidal jollies off by killing Muslims.

"But, but, I only fly first class, that is, when the personal jets of some billionaire Jewish friends aren't available. If I had to fly coach, I'd die, darling."

So what that this same pack of rabid hyenas are now circling around the nation of Iran, unloading fresh batches of Bush/Cheney spooge that has been fed to them orally.

"Dammit, do you know what my monthly bills for caviar and Dom Pérignon champagne are? I thought not."

"Whores here, fresh whores. Got some whores all gussied up in their finest, just for you. Look at all those ribbons and medals on their chests on the stars on their shoulders, yes sirree sir, all done up for you. Fresh whores."

With this latest batch of revelations about the pack of lies told by the Bush/Cheney Junta propaganda machine and the MSM going along for the ride, do you think any pseudo-journalists will finally develop a conscience, go on national TV and say since they were an abysmal failure, they were going to resign in protest, since they weren't reporters, but highly paid stenographers for the Bush/Cheney Junta?

Oh hell no.

"Why there's that trendy little party this weekend and all the beautiful people will be there and my limo driver REALLY needs his job and my plastic surgery appointment next week and........."

"Gulp, lick, slurp, swallow.......aaahhhhhhhhhh

"Get your whores here, fresh whores."

"CIA Director announces that aL-CIA-duh all but defeated"

"Looking to take attention away from Rita Katz and her SITE Intelligence Group making a major fuckup by letting out a story that showed a pic from a video game and claiming it was from the aL-CIA-duh "boogieman", CIA Director Hayden rode to her rescue Friday, by announcing that AQ was all but defeated.

That raises the question: Is MOSSAD and the CIA getting ready to roll out aL-Qaeda v.2, where they release another of their vile creations upon the world?

And that new and improved AQ boogieman will be unleashed on the world after the November 2008 US presidential election by our buds in the MOSSAD.

As they are wont to do, they'll savagely attack an American asset in the ME or some city here in the states, with the clues left behind that point at "al-Qaeda of Iran" so that the next president will have the excuse he/she needs to turn Tehran into rubble.

Al-Qaida Analysis: Election Year Edition

Posted on May 30, 2008

Hayden, well known for his role in the NSA’s infamous wiretapping program, was appointed director of the CIA in 2006.

Only a year after his agency warned of a resurgence of al-Qaida in the Arab world, CIA Director Michael Hayden remarked on Friday that U.S. “counter-terrorism work” has led to the strategic defeat of al-Qaida in Iraq and Saudi Arabia and significant setbacks for al-Qaida globally.

The announcement, coming five months before the U.S. presidential election, may play an important role in the way voters see the wars in both Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as the so-called war on terror.

The BBC:

The head of the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has said al-Qaeda is essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia, and on the defensive elsewhere.

Michael Hayden’s remarks, which correspondents describe as strikingly upbeat, come less than a year after the CIA warned of a resurgent al-Qaeda.

He told the Washington Post that US counter-terrorism successes extended to the Afghanistan-Pakistan border.

“On balance, we are doing pretty well,” said the CIA director. “Near strategic defeat of al-Qaeda in Iraq. Near strategic defeat of al-Qaeda in Saudi Arabia. Significant setbacks for al-Qaeda globally.”

Source: TruthDig"

Also see:

"S(h)ITE red-faced as 'Islamist' Washington ruin image turns out to be from Fallout 3 game"

"Jewish media group embarrassed as latest "al-Qaeda" disinformation exposed"

"9/11 trial sought during presidential campaign "

"Bush coordinates news events with the presidential campaign, while the media pretends he's not"