"The Dreaded Lebanese Hezbollah Department 2800"
"Yes, the dreaded Lebanese Hezbollah Department 2800.... What? You never heard of an outfit that's been blamed for most of the trouble in the ME?
Why, it's gospel truth, spoke by none other than that bringer of light, General David Petraeus, back at the last White House Iraq Dog and Pony show, back on September 12, 2007. (Nice touch, one day after 9/11. Gotta hand it to those propaganda geeks in the WH basement)
Here's what the general had to say back then about the dreaded Department 2800
"In the past six months we have also targeted Shia militia extremists, capturing a number of senior leaders and fighters, as well as the deputy commander of Lebanese Hezbollah Department 2800, the organization created to support the training, arming, funding, and, in some cases, direction of the militia extremists by the Iranian Republican Guard Corps' Qods Force. These elements have assassinated and kidnapped Iraqi governmental leaders, killed and wounded our soldiers with advanced explosive devices provided by Iran, and indiscriminately rocketed civilians in the International Zone and elsewhere. It is increasingly apparent to both Coalition and Iraqi leaders that Iran... "
Iran, Iran, Iran, it's almost like Davie was chanting a mantra... And there you have it, the latest target of the homicidal WH war mongers, Iran. The good general wouldn't tell a lie, would he?
He sure wouldn't tell A lie, but a whole damned army of lies told by this WH sycophant and neoCON lackey. Lies, more lies and damned lies, all to get up the blood lust so America will launch another illegal and immoral war, against another of Israel's "existential" enemies, Iran.
If the dreaded Department 2800 was such a nefarious operation, then why was there no mention of that department in the last few days of testimony shoveled out for consumption by Americans by the tag-team of Petraeus-Crocker?
Did ya smoke 'em out, general? Or did you take the tough guy stance, like that of your disgraced hero and psychopath, GW and put out a "Wanted, Dead or Alive" poster?
Just be careful there Davie and don't get so exited about the prospect of having a John Wayne type of showdown with Dept. 2800, that you shoot yourself in the foot again, like you did on a training exercise.
BTW, Davie, is one of the over the top collection of medals on your chest a Purple Heart, won for shooting yourself?
What's the status of the dreaded Lebanese Hezbollah Department 2800, there Davie old boy?
Or did you just drop the pretense, at the urging of your paymasters in Tel Aviv, and just point your MOSSAD manicured finger of blame at Iran?
Real men go to Tehran, right general?
There wasn't then, nor is there now, a Lebanese Hezbollah Department 2800. Oh sure, there probably is a Dept. 2800 at the big box retail store at your local mall, but there isn't one in the ME.
The only place in the ME that the dreaded Lebanese Hezbollah Department 2800 exist is at the psyops department of the Israeli intelligence agency, MOSSAD. And in the depraved minds of Petraeus and his boss, Cheney.
So pile your offerings to your god, MARS, general, pile them high. That god surely must be pleased with the over ONE MILLION Iraqi's we've killed and left at Mars altar of death.
And if the sick and twisted general gets his way, we'll pile up another ONE MILLION or more dead Iranians, sacrificed to Petraues' god, Mars."
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Prop 101: Al-CIA-Duh and the OSI
Prop 101: The "Terrorism" Business
Prop 102: Iraq and Government Lies
"Al-CIA-Duhs" Catch-and-Release Program
Proactive, Preemptive Operations Group
