Picture of the Day: Dana Jacobsen And A Bottle Of Belvedere
ESPN may not be releasing any video of Dana Jacobson's drunken tirade, but photographs are now beginning to surface. Here she chugs that infamous bottle of vodka that eventually got her kicked off the air for two weeks. Classy."
No wonder she's single.
That's what happens to drunk sluts.
"The last segment of Mike and Mike in the Morning spoke about having weddings on the ESPN set, they also mentioned Dana Jacobson as a possible candidate. She then mentioned that she first needs to find a groom to make the event happen. Guess that means she is single, guys. Who wouldn’t mind having a girlfriend that doesn’t want to change the channel while watching the game? She could probably get you good tickets for your favorite teams as well. Trust me guys, this picture doesn’t do her justice, she normally looks cuter."
Yeah, get you tickets and watch the game if she's not drunk and passed out, right?
I watch ESPN Sportscenter all the time.
WTF?
Back on January 12th, the pressofatlanticcity.com reported on the aftermath of an event sponsored by ESPN morning talkers “Mike & Mike” in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The event, an 8th anniversary celebration in a roast style comedy show of the two hosts, Mike Golic and Mike Greenburg, was deemed “too long and uneven” by staff writer Scott Cronick, but the interesting thing is what he apparently left out about the drunken appearance by ESPN’s Dana Jacobson. It seems Jacobson was so drunk that her “comedy routine” included the always funny “f**k Jesus” but the press isn’t saying a word about this outrageous gaff.
The pressofatlanticcity.com reports that Jacobson was so drunk she was booed off the stage.
ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, swilling vodka from a Belvedere bottle, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. (Comedian Eddie) Griffin came to the podium to defend her after she was booed by the crowd. Ross eventually had to pull her off stage, too.
Sounds embarrassing, of course. But what wasn’t reported is what Jacobson said to get “booed by the crowd.”
According to a report by someone in attendance at the event, Dana Jacobson said the following:
“f**k Notre dame”
“f**k touchdown Jesus”
and - the step-aside-because-lightning-is-about-to-strike… “f**k Jesus.”
So, one has to wonder why it is that she has been let off the hook by the media for saying “f**k Jesus” and for her otherwise drunken appearance? Let’s keep an eye on this to see if her anti-Christian rant becomes even more of an embarrassment for her, but since she attacked Jesus, it is quite doubtful that it will.
Most likely, she will be given a pass. After all, it’s not like she said f**k Allah, or f**k Jesse Jackson, right? After all, we should be used to the double standard that christians are OK to attack, I suppose."
Shouldn't little boozy Ms. Foul-Mouth be FIRED?
According to other reports, Jacobson "stumbled to the podium with a bottle of vodka in her hand, drank a bit here and there, and then proceeded to curse and mock Notre Dame."
What a classy girl, huh?
What the hell is going on down at ESPN anyway?
"We’re hearing that vodka-swilling ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson has been “talked to” by the higher-ups at the WWL about her excessive boozing at the painfully lame Mike & Mike Roast last weekend in Atlantic City. According to a source, Jacobson is one of the least-liked anchors in Bristol (complaining like a diva about having her do her own makeup is just one of the reasons), but plays “The Game” well with the suits and thus her antics at the roast have been chalked up as a screw-up that happens to guys all the time (at the Super Bowl in San Diego, we saw Stu Scott stumbling in the streets; at the Super Bowl in Jacksonville, we saw an out-of-control Chris Berman hammered beyond belief in a club).
But the overriding feeling is that Jacobson is in the clear - for now. Even though the Atlantic City Press painted a vivid picture (”ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, swilling vodka from a Belvedere bottle, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. Griffin came to the podium to defend her after she was booed by the crowd. Ross eventually had to pull her off stage, too.”), someone who attended the roast passed along this message: “hard to describe what a fucking train-wreck she was.”
Not when you see the picture above, readers.
