Tuesday, December 18, 2007

George W. Bush's Excrement Fetish

The man is truly insane, no doubt about it!

"Howard Hughes had the same "security" practice. And we know how loopy he was!" -- Mike Rivero of What Really Happened

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Either W has a nasty fetish or ... "

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... He really is ingesting some serious drugs, because I can't think of another reason why "securing the Commander Guy’s shit [and urine] is an integral part of [W's] security protocols." Carver, a diarist at Kos, writes about the "security" precautions the white house employs when W travels abroad, including the special toilet protocol that must be followed to salvage his shit/urine (and keep it from, um, the bad guys).

Now I have no doubt that someone would like to get a sample of W's stool to find out what drugs he is on, but really, this seems a bit much. Might one say paranoid? I think that would be approrpirate, particularly when you consider that the security doesn't stop at W's super-secret poo-poo chamber. No, there's more: But, the protocol goes beyond concern for the Decider’s shit, it also includes what goes in. [quoting a Looking Glass New's article:] In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

Birds of a feather.....