Thursday, May 22, 2008

Hot Fart Mist in Senate

They complain and lecture, scold and wring their hands -- and in the end, NOTHING is EVER DONE!!

Talk about HOT FART MISTS of POLITICAL FOOLEYS!!

Pee-eeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!


"No end in sight to soaring oil, gas prices"

"by Globe Wire Services | May 22, 2008

Runaway oil prices blew past $130 a barrel for the first time yesterday and kept going, while gasoline prices persisted in their own relentless climb, rising above $3.80 a gallon.

How does that pump (meter running) feel up your ass, 'murkns?

Can you taste the gas yet?

Supply worries, rising demand, and a slumping dollar are conspiring to make filling up the tank - and paying for just about everything else - a growing burden.

NOT EVERYONE is hurting, readers!

With gas and oil prices setting records daily, many analysts are beginning to wonder whether anything can stop prices from rising....

Nothing another military engagement in the Gulf won't fix!!!


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Meanwhile, executives from the five biggest international oil companies said they were victims of high oil prices

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

, along with US consumers, but Senate lawmakers showed little sympathy.

And even less movement on it.

For the second time this year, executives from Exxon Mobil Corp., Chevron Corp., and three other big energy companies were called to testify before Congress to explain their swelling profits.

And? AND?

Executives testifying under oath before the Senate Judiciary Committee reiterated the corporate stand that events in the crude oil markets - not profiteering at the gasoline pump - are driving the high prices.

"As repetitive and uninteresting as it may sound, the fundamental laws of supply and demand are at work," said John Hofmeister, Shell Oil Co. president.

BULLSHIT!!!

Anyone who has been following this knows that it is the DECLINING DOLLAR that is driving the SURGE in PRICES!!!

Thanks, MSM, for continuing to promote bullshit lies!!!!

You assholes!!! How stoo-pid you think we are out here?

Lawmakers appeared leery. "To me it was just a litany of complaints that you're all just hapless victims of a system," said Senator Dianne Feinstein, a California Democrat."

And? Pffffffttt!

What is that smell, readers?

I found this on Google, readers, lest you think I went to their site.

I did not.

"Oil Closes Above $133 a Barrel "

"NEW YORK (AP) -- Runaway oil prices blew past $130 a barrel for the first time Wednesday and kept going, while gasoline prices persisted in their own relentless climb, rising above $3.80 a gallon. Supply worries, rising demand and a slumping dollar are conspiring to make filling up the car -- and paying for just about everything else -- a growing burden for Americans.

With gas and oil prices setting new records on a daily basis, many analysts are beginning to wonder whether anything can stop prices from rising....

Crude prices first passed $130 overnight on concerns about demand and a weaker dollar.

I wonder why the Globe edited that part out. Actually, no I don't.

Analysts say crude has been boosted in recent days by especially strong demand for diesel in China, where power plants in some areas are running desperately short of coal and certain earthquake-hit regions are relying on diesel generators for power.

The dollar, meanwhile, weakened against the euro Wednesday.... Many investors believe the dollar's protracted decline over the past year has been the most significant factor behind oil's rise from about $66 a barrel a year ago to today's highs.

Wow!!! The price of a barrel has DOUBLED in a YEAR!!!

Nice going, Bush!!!

As for the DECLINING DOLLAR, why would the Globe edit that out, readers?

Yeah, AmeriKa's press NEVER CENSORS things!

Pffffftttt!!!!!

At the pump, meanwhile, the average national price of a gallon of regular gas rose 0.7 cent overnight to a record $3.807 a gallon, according to a survey of stations by AAA and the Oil Price Information Service. Prices are 60 cents higher than a year ago, and many forecasters believe they'll hit $4 on a national basis at some point over the next month....



So SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS WIDE, Americans!!!

Prices are already that high in many parts of the country, and the number of stations charging $4 or more rises each day. Prices are nearing $5 a gallon in parts of Alaska.

$5 dollars a gallon!!!!? Wanna see Americans get REALLY MAD?!

Diesel fuel rose 1.9 cents to its own record of $4.558 a gallon Wednesday. Rising prices of diesel, used to transport most consumer and industrial goods, are sending prices of food and many other goods higher...."

Translation: You are SCREWED, Americans!!!

Get used to a bowl of shit for supper and a gas pump (meter-running) up your ass!

Nothing like a gasoline chaser to wash out the taste of shit, huh?

Mmmmmmmmmm, huh, 'murkns?