Let's get that report out the way:
"Credit Crisis Spreading New Jitters in Europe"
Oh, those jitter, clear-headed Europeans!
"Reports Show Mixed Economic Picture Ahead of Fed Meeting"
See?
"Blair’s Advance for Memoir Said to Be About $9 Million"
Well, not the War Criminal Bliar, who is being well taken care of by his Globalist controllers, I see!
Maybe he could toss that money to California; either way, it's getting burned up.
"Supply Worries Push Oil Above $90; Stocks End Flat"
That'll be good for record oil profits, but not for you or me as my car stalls and my home freezes -- provided I still have a home.
"Microsoft Reports Strong Gain on Sales of PC and Server Software"
Oh, well, that gives me a warm fuzzy.
"Wendy’s Profit Up 22%"
Ours is closed.
"Sony Profit Spikes on Sales of Consumer Electronics"
Gee, they really set that market up well.
Selling us a bunch of shit to monitor ad track us.
And we willingly submit, thinking it's good.
Aaaaah!
And, hey its nice to know Aetna made buku while we have no national health care!
"Aetna Beats Forecast"
Nice to know where those health care dollars are going -- fattening up corporate coffers!