Friday, October 26, 2007

Front-Page Pffffffttt!

Everyday. Here's the Times prop:

"A No-Nonsense Style Honed as Advocate"

Why am I not surprised a Hitlery article is on the front page?

Yesterday it was Rudy, "
Mideast Hawks Help to Develop Giuliani Policy."

These propagandists think they are going to sell the American people on two New Yawkers, two Zionist agents for Israel, as the general election nominees.

What weed they burning in that news room, anyway?

That doesn't pass the SMELL TEST, readers!

Only a SOUTHERN Democrat has won the office since 1960 -- with Nawtheast Libs like Mondale, Dukakis, and Kerry getting their butts whooped!

And the REPUBLICAN alternative is going to be JEW-liani?

The LIBERAL Nawtheastern Mayor whose
hometown hates him?

No way, man, no way!

That's a STINK ELECTION!!!

Here's the
real winner, right here!

Then the promoters of the Globalist Order push the division with immigration issue.

"
Mexicans Miss Money From Relatives Up North"

Yeah, poor Mexicans, poor us. Only ones doing good are you stink elites!

And for the record, I think all children should be taken care of; however, that's not what the 'globalization" is about.

It's about enslaving all of us.

Yup, we got BILLIONS for WARS and nothing else!!!

At least the rich Saudi King, who is getting phat of the oil, is modernizing for his terrorist agents.

"
Saudi King Tries to Grow Modern Ideas in Desert"

If you buy into the 9/11 "conspiracy" of the government!

Hey, Saudis did furnish the "patsies," but they were being controlled by the CIA and Army Intel!

Maybe he could send us some water from his desalination plants.

Then their is the CORPORATE FASCISM sinking its teeth into you just a bit deeper, American.

"Seeking Savings, Employers Help Smokers Quit"

I know smoking is bad, I don't do it, but it's become a RIGHTS ISSUE now!

How much longer are we going to allow the TOTALITARIAN NANNY-STATE rule our EVERY MOVEMENT?

The Founders would be HORRIFIED!

Not being able to sit back and pipe up?!

Can you hear them shuddering in their graves?

And then their is the pesky Globe.

At least one reader agrees with me:

"He finds Globe's front an affront"

THE WORST front page I have ever read was Tuesday's edition of The Boston Globe. In addition to your standard Red Sox fare, which belongs in the Sports section, there was the tragic, yet not front-page-worthy, story of the death of a newlywed woman while hiking with her husband and, of course, the unforgettable news that we have wild turkeys in the suburbs.

This on a day when more than 250,000 people were told to flee their homes in fire-ravaged Southern California; the president requested another $46 billion for the war; and Turkey threatened to invade northern Iraq.

Can it be any more obvious that your paper is nothing but a shill for the Red Sox? Every morning leading up to the World Series, another fluffy story about the baseball team on the front page. At least in the Sports section your columnists remind us that your parent company is a partial owner of the team.

DOUGLAS STEELY/Marblehead October 26, 2007"

So what do they do?

The Sawx are there again today.

Steeee-rike One!


and on the front page of the Local section,

"
For Sox fans, field of sleep deprivation"

Steeee-rike Two!!!!

and on front page of the Business section.

"
And the pitch is..."

Steeee-rike Three! You're outta there, reader!

No news, no sleep, no money for you!


Does it NEVER end?