Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Baseball is Over

Thank God!!! Maybe I can get the front page of my papers back!!

Looks like the Globe has problems with it, too!

"To-do list for the baseball offseason" Boston Globe editorial October 30, 2007

BEFORE THE last fans oil their gloves, put balls in them, fasten elastic bands around them, and stash them in the closet until spring, baseball has some business to attend to.

Well, I'm glad you can take editorial space for this then, Globe!

A major problem is the sport's elevation of TV revenues above all. The first few innings are in TV's prime time prized by sellers of beer, cars, and erectile dysfunction medications, even many adults find it difficult to stay up for the last out.

Since when is MAKING a BUCK a problem?

All the WAR BOODLE that was STOLEN, and the Globe is worried about the ball game advertisers!!!

Pfffffffftttttt!

Just angry because you fell asleep and missed some of the games, huh, Globe?


Baseball should also put the kibosh on any more ad promotions that involve players during game time.

Does that mean your web site is going to take off the drop-downs and flashing ads, Globe?

Fucking stink hypocrites!


Taco Bell's "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" promotion seeped into the game space when Fox Sports happened to place a microphone on a reserve Red Sox infielder.

We should note that the Globe's parent company owns 17 percent of the Red Sox. We should also note that it isn't just Major League Baseball that needs to make some changes for the sake of the sport. Sox fans should do their share, by dispensing with the ritualistic "Yankees suck."

Now they are shitting on the fans!!!!!

Well, we didn't devise the winner-take-all HUMILIATION society -- YOU DID!!!

That's the agenda you push everyday, Globe, so DON'T BLAME the FANS, shitter elites!


Whatever therapeutic purpose it might have served during the years in the desert, it is a loser's rant ill befitting a winner. Let the 2008 season begin with a new World Series pennant hanging in a Fenway Park free forever of the bush-league Yankees chant.

Yeah, clean up that mouth, scum-shit rabble,
says the Globe!

You are interrupting our rain of diarrhea on your heads from our luxury boxes!!!


As the Red Sox step forward as a baseball juggernaut, it's vital to keep the fan base growing beyond insomniacs - and keep the commercials off the field."

Pfffffttttttt!

Tell it to the
MAYOR, Globe!!!!!

"Mayor Thomas M. Menino of Boston made his pitching debut on the mound at Fenway Park over the weekend, in a commercial television spot -- appearing in a 30-second advertisement for local footwear maker Reebok."

I'm waiting, Globe.

Hello?

'lo?