Wednesday, October 24, 2007

We Didn't Start the Fire

Al-Qaeda did.

Huh?

Al-Qaeda did?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Your are certainly not going to EAT this SHIT, are you, Amurka?

FBI: al-Qaeda detainee spoke of fire plot

"The FBI alerted law enforcement agencies last month that an al-Qaeda terrorist now in detention had talked of masterminding a plot to set a series of devastating forest fires around the western United States."

The last report from the International Space Station is that the remains of the WRH Bovine Excrement Meter just missed the shuttle Discovery on their way into outer space.

Film at 11
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(Ahem)


This memo is actually from 2003, but FOX News is claiming this is a new development
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Even for Bush, this is pretty low. Bush is desperate to distract from the fact that, like Louisiana, Southern California is taking it in the teeth from a natural disaster because federal funds for wildfire control and needed equipment were cut, and the money spent on the wars in Iraq. In both cases, Bush sent most of the National Guard to Iraq
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And remember,
Al Qaeda (translation: "The Toilet") is actually a phony front for CIA and Mossad.

... [This] has to be one of the lamest attempts to exploit a natural disaster in history, the Bush administration is sending up trial balloons trying to claim that the wildfires running out of control in Southern California are a terror plot by Al Qaeda!

Folks, the fires are out of control because just as was the case in Louisiana, Bush slashed funding for needed infrastructure in order to spend on his wars. In Louisiana it was neglecting the levees. In Southern California it was neglecting to clear dead brush from high risk areas, plus the funding for needed water drop aircraft was cut, and in both states, most of the National Guard and their heavy equipment are in Iraq
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So now Bush, in order to save his sorry ass from the consequences of having AGAIN gambled with a major American city AND LOST, is trying to pin the blame on "The Toilet."
-- Mike Rivero, What Really Happened"