Monday, October 22, 2007

Afternoon Shit Feast

Just recapping the days events.

Update update update (4:00 pm edt): To top off the trifecta, it is now being reported that Dulles International Airport in Washington is being evacuated because of a suspicious package!

Better start eating, Amurka! That's A LOT of SHIT on YOUR PLATE!!!!

Update update (2:15 pm edt): C(IA)NN is now reporting -- two hours after the war -funding request -- the the DEAD bin-La
den has JUST PUT OUT ANOTHER TAPE!!!

An
AUDIO tape!!!!

Are YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

JUST AFTER Bush demanded MORE WAR FUNDING?!?!!

America, are YOU GONNA EAT THIS SHIT?!?

HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS can the FALSITY of "bin-Laden, Al-CIA-Duh and the War on Terror" be, readers?!?!

Seriously, Amurka, YOU AIN'T GONNA EAT THIS SHIT AGAIN, are you?!?!

Update (1 pm edt):
Bush to demand $46 Billion more for WARS!

But he won't pay for kid's health care!

C(IA)NN reported it over an hour ago, and yet neither their website or Google is covering it?