U.S. Has bin Laden Tape

How did they get it?

They got it before the web posting?

What is this SHIT?!!?!!

And NOW, C(IA)NN, is BACKING OFF IT!!!

Saying it MAY NOT BE a VIDEO, may not be new, may just be an audio.

This is SUCH CRAP!!!!

Here is what you need to know about "Al-CIA-Duh" and bin-Laden:

RERACK the 10-year-old footage!!!!!

The Intel Center from the Pentagon has MADE a NEW OSAMA VIDEO!!!!

Direct from OSI Studios, and presented by the MSM, which is in the "terrorism business!"

What SHEER, BLATANT, and TRANSPARENT PROPAGANDA!!!

STOP RAISING a DEAD GUY, shitters, 'cause WE AIN'T BUYIN' NO MORE!!!

WE KNOW 9/11 was an INSIDE JOB, and no amount of screeching from your propaganda channels will change that fact!

And about that beard:

"Dying one's beard is strictly forbidden under Islamic law. Any devout (Sunni) Muslim would be aghast at an image of a purported spokesperson with a dyed beard. It's okay to tint it with henna (only), but in that case gray hair appears orange. Pakistan is full of guys sporting huge orange beards, but there is no market whatsoever for Grecian formula, at least not among the Wahhabis.

So the story about the new Osama dying his hair doesn't work." -- Mike Rivero

Thanks, Mike!! People NEED to know!!

Saddam died his hair, though, and that tells you more than you need to know, doesn't it, reader?

This is getting MORE and MORE BIZARRE!

Now MSNBC is reporting that the site where the U.S. government downloaded the video has CRASHED!!!!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

This is a REAL LAUGHER, hey!

Thanks, U.S. government!!

I HAVEN'T LAUGHED this hard in YEARS!!! Now MSNBC is reporting on what "bin Laden" has "said."

So HOW DID THEY GET the tape?

Turns out, they GOT IT YESTERDAY!!

Oh, man is this thing a-STINKIN'!!!!

And as I thought, he is taking the positions (according to the translation) that an anti-war person would!

Any COINCIDENCE that is what BENEFITS BUSH and the WAR-MONGERS?!

Oh, he is CLAIMING CREDIT for 9/11!!!!

Uh-huh! STINK!!!

Bin Laden, upon his death:

Osama’s will declares:

"My last advice is to the mujahedeen everywhere. Take a breather and put aside for the time being, fighting the Jews and the Crusades, and instead devote your efforts to purifying your groups from the agents and the cowards and those impostors who claim to be scholars amongst you.”

In short, “al-Qaeda,” according to its purported leader, was rife with fake jihadists, poseurs, spooks, and informers, as should be expected of a bogus terror organization created by the CIA."

And yet, we will HEAR from the DEAD MAN this weekend.

Or WILL WE?

Kelli Arena on C(IA)NN is now reporting that all THE "Al-CIA-Duh" websites are STILL DOWN, and there is no threat in the "bin Laden tape."

She then said that people suspect that THE GOVERNMENT put the slam on them!!

Little does she know that the government RUNS THOSE SITES, so SHUTTING THEM DOWN is NO PROBLEM for "Al-CIA-Duh" and the U.S. government!

Now the MSM translators are DEBUNKING the beard!!!




MSNBC's guy said it should be orange, not black, and Octavia Nasr just made the same point on C(IA)NN -- for those who KNOW ISLAM!!!!

Thanks, Octavia!

And why is bin Laden WEARING the SAME OUTFIT as in 2004?!?!

C'mon, people!!

The tape is a U.S. GOVERNMENT-CREATED FAKE, folks!!

Now the "expert" Peter Bergen is on.

WHAT ABOUT the COLOR of the BEARD, Pete?

Now Bergen is saying bin Laden is a NEWS JUNKY!!!

POLITICAL NEWS JUNKIE!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

HOW? FROM THE CAVE?

WHAT SHIT!!! WHAT ABSOLUTE SHIT WE ARE BEING FED!!!!!!