Thursday, September 6, 2007

Breaking News: Osama to Speak From Grave!!!!

C(IA)NN has it!!!! It is BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!

Osama bin Laden -- that's right, the dead Osama bin Laden -- is going to ADDRESS the AMERICAN PEOPLE on the sixth anniversary of 9/11!!!!!

So RERACK the 10-year-old photage!!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!

The Intel Center from the Pentagon has MADE a NEW OSAMA VIDEO!!!!

Direct from OSI Studios, and presented by the MSM, which is in the "
terrorism business!"

What SHEER, BLATANT, and TRANSPARENT PROPAGANDA!!!

STOP RAISING a DEAD GUY, shitters, 'cause WE AIN'T BUYIN' NO KORE!!!

WE KNOW 9/11 was an INSIDE JOB, and no amount of screeching from your propaganda channels will change that fact!

Oh, NOW WE ARE WAITING FOR AN ATTACK!!

Bin Laden gonna tell us that an ATTACK is coming!!!!!

WHAT BULLSHIT, and WE AIN'T BUYING IT THIS TIME, fuckers!!!!!!!!! It's gonna be a video!!!

So the ACTORS are IN STUDIO, 'eh?

Now the CIA hack McLaughlin is on saying "Al-CIA-Duh" is back in business.

Then the SHITFUCK SHITTER DICTATOR has FAILED, FAILED, FAILED!!!!

As Cafferty says, "this coincides with the Petraeus report."

Yeah, NOTICE HOW "Al-CIA-Duh" always shows up when the Iraq war comes up?!

EVERY SINGLE TIME!!

I just saw the PHOTO of the dead guy on NBC and THAT AIN'T HIM!!




Why is HIS BEARD DARKER?! WTF?!?!

And WHY DOES HIS FACE look so FUNKY?!

It AIN'T HIM, or bin Laden has had a SERIOUS STROKE!!!

WTF? That AIN'T bin Laden!!

It's a CIA ACTOR playing bin Laden!!