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"McCain describes world as he pictures it if he wins the White House"
"by Foon Rhee, Globe Staff | May 16, 2008
In the world of President John McCain, most US troops will be back home from a safer, democratic Iraq by January 2013 - the first date he has mentioned for ending the war.
Afghanistan will be more stable, with the Taliban and Al Qaeda under control and Osama bin Laden dead or captured. Iran and North Korea will no longer have nuclear programs, and the genocide will have ended in Darfur.
At home, the economy will be humming, the tax code simpler, schools better, and healthcare more affordable. The borders will be secure, illegal immigrants deported, and a guest worker program in place. The country will have weaned itself off foreign oil.
And then, McCain woke up!!!!!!!
Of course, that is the GLOBALIST AGENDA, isn't it?
Except for the "ENDING" of the WARS!
The presumptive Republican nominee yesterday unveiled this sweeping vision for his first term in the White House in what amounted to a forceful rebuttal to assertions by Democratic rivals Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton that a McCain presidency would mean a third term for President Bush.
Even though that is EXACTLY what it would mean!!!!
Many of the goals that McCain said he hopes to accomplish directly addressed criticisms of the Bush White House. Instead of secrecy, he pledged to set "a new standard for transparency and accountability," including holding weekly press conferences and answering questions before joint sessions of Congress.
Instead of officials cashing in after leaving government, McCain said he wants scores of private-sector leaders to work for his administration for $1 a year.
The KEATING FIVE, dipshit liar!!!
And instead of partisan fighting, he promised to seek advice from Democrats and appoint them to high office.
Why not? What's the difference these days? Not much.
"I promise you, from the day I am sworn into office until the last hour of my presidency, I will work with anyone, of either party, to make this country safe, prosperous, and proud," McCain said in Columbus, Ohio, a battleground state in November. "And I won't care who gets the credit."
"I'm not interested in partisanship that serves no other purpose than to gain a temporary advantage over our opponents. This mindless, paralyzing rancor must come to an end," he added, stressing the final few words for effect.
And let's all line up behind Israel and the Zionists, right, Johnny boy?
Since clinching the GOP nomination in March, McCain has embarked on a biographical tour to highlight his war-hero credentials and a poverty tour to show he cares about the less fortunate. Now, he seems to be on a tour designed to distinguish himself from an unpopular president.
Yup, McCain is ON TOUR!!!
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend....
Earlier this week, he went to the environmentally conscious Pacific Northwest to declare that global warming is real and a challenge worthy of White House action, chiding the Bush administration for its slow, halting reaction.
"I think John McCain makes his own positions very clear, and to the extent they differ with the president, he should make that very clear," said Warren Rudman, a former US senator from New Hampshire who is on fiscal and national security advisory panels to McCain.
David Woodard, a political science professor at Clemson University in South Carolina, said breaking with Bush is a necessity given the president's abysmal approval ratings.
"Clearly what he's trying to do is run away from an unpopular president, an unpopular war, and an economic downturn," Woodard said. "What helps McCain make the sale on this is he has a maverick reputation. He has some credibility. He has bucked Bush before."
Yeah, plus the shit AmeriKan MSM LUUUVVVS HIM!!!
But the AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T, which is why Obama is the Winner!
In his speech, McCain went the furthest he has so far in talking about a date for withdrawing from Iraq, after weeks of criticizing Democrats for doing the same.
"By January 2013, America has welcomed home most of the servicemen and women who have sacrificed terribly so that America might be secure in her freedom," he said. "The Iraq war has been won. Iraq is a functioning democracy, although still suffering from the lingering effects of decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension. Violence still occurs, but it is spasmodic and much reduced. . . . The United States maintains a military presence there, but a much smaller one, and it does not play a direct combat role."
He sounds as bad as Bush!!!
And we ARE NOT ACTUALLY HOME, are we?
Well, I DON'T WANT THAT, and neither does MOST of the WORLD!!
The McCain campaign later clarified that it would be a "fundamental misreading" of his remarks to say he was setting a timetable for ending the war.
No, he was just DAY-DREAMING!!!
"Senator McCain has always said his decisions about force levels in Iraq would be guided by two fundamental factors: conditions on the ground and the advice of military commanders," his campaign said in a statement. "As commander in chief, Senator McCain would ensure we would prevail with honor against our enemies. He believes this can be accomplished in Iraq by 2013 - but only if we reject the course of arbitrary withdrawal following a politically motivated timeline."
But he's NOT George W. Bush the III!!!!
Oh, and we've ALREADY LOST the HONOR because of TORTURE and MASS-MURDER based on LIES, dipshit!!!
McCain has been pummeled by Obama and Clinton for saying US troops could be in Iraq for 50 or 100 years, albeit not in combat, but in a peacekeeping role as in Korea and Germany after World War II.
Umm, IRAQ AIN'T THEM, you senile old fossil!!!
Yeah, it's amazing how assholes who voted for this debacle and sent our guys there are the ones who have 'sound judgment."
That just shows you how UNREAL AmeriKa's POLITICAL FOOLEYS of "debate" are!!!!
Clinton said in a statement yesterday that McCain "promises more of the same Bush policies that have weakened our military, our national security, and our standing in the world."
Then why you keep lining up with him and going even further, beee-ach?
Also see: Hitlery Clinton In Denial
The Obama campaign said that while he agrees with some of McCain's sentiments, "You cannot embrace the destructive policies and divisive political tactics of George Bush and still offer yourself as a candidate of healing and change."
McCain as nutters as Bush, isn't he, readers?
