"Oil tops $145 per barrel yet again" by Associated Press | July 15, 2008
NEW YORK - Oil settled above $145 a barrel for the third time this month, close to where it began last week, after a back-and-forth trading session that mimicked last week's wild swings.
At the gas pump, prices hit a US record just a 10th of a penny shy of $4.11 a gallon. Retail diesel prices are also at a record high, of $4.82 a gallon.
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Are you familiar with the How-to-Guide for filling up at the pump, Americans?
1. Pull up to pump
2. Get out of car
3. Drop pants
4. Insert gas pump into ass
O.K, ready, set, pump!!!!