Wednesday, July 30, 2008

TSA Security Shake Down

Talk about LOOTING!!!

"Passengers lose the coins going through the chaotic waltz of security screening.
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Oh, America, you really are eating shit!!!

I was being metaphorical when I was typing, but you are eating a big s***cake, aren't you?

Why don't you just GIVE THEM YOUR WALLET?!

It would SAVE a lot of TIME!!!

"Loose change helps pay for tighter security" by Angel Jennings, Globe Correspondent | July 30, 2008

Not this kind of
Loose Change, readers.

Finders are keepers at Logan International Airport.

When hurried travelers leave loose change at security checkpoints, they probably won't see it again - but they may reap the benefits.

Oh, it is a GOOD THING that the government is ripping you off, can you believe it, readers?!

Yes, according to the Zionist-controlled AmeriKan MSM, FASCISTA GOVERNMENT LOOTING based on LIES is GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

The money is deposited into the giant piggy bank of the Transportation Security Administration, and used to help pay for screeners, equipment, and other security measures at US airports.

Yup, you are PAYING for YOUR OWN ENSLAVEMENT!!!

How does that grab you by the balls, AmeriKa?!

Oh, enjoying your bowl of shit, sorry.

Didn't mean to interrupt you!!

The TSA has been allowed to pocket the change since 2004 when it lobbied Congress to change the law so the money could be used within the organization instead of going to a general fund in the federal treasury. Since then, the nickels and dimes have been adding up: Between Sept. 30, 2004, and Oct. 1, 2007, the TSA accumulated more than $1 million from 450 US commercial airports.

That's ONE MILLION DOLLARS in LOOSE CHANGE, and it is YOUR MONEY, Americans!!!!!

Passengers lose the coins going through the chaotic waltz of security screening. Caught in the awkward dance of unloading, removing, and shuffling, passengers sometimes miss a step and forget to pick up their loose change after clearing the metal detectors.

Yup, because of this FALSE TYRANNY you are LOSING YOUR $$$$, America!!!

I just lost a whole lot of respect for Americans right here!!!

You fucking SUCK, Americans, to allow this bullshit!!!

You ACTUALLY LIKE GETTING RAPED and EATING SHIT, don't you?

"Most travelers at the security checkpoint are just rushed," said TSA spokeswoman Ann Davis.

And WHY are they rushed, sig heil?

And CUI BONO, 'eh, TSA?!

Cha-CHING!!!!!!!

Jay Hamel agrees. Several years ago, he left his treasured watch at the security checkpoint. He returned to the gate and retrieved his watch and some loose change he didn't even realized he'd left behind. Now, the Foxborough resident places all his valuables, including his pocket change, in a plastic bag.

Michael Joyce, a TSA screener at Logan, said loose change is left behind with larger items 90 to 95 percent of the time. Most passengers recover the coins when they are picking up a cellphone or belt buckle they left behind.

Or they NEVER RECOVER it at all, right?

TSA screeners place unclaimed items in the lost and found. The agency donates items valued at less than $500 to New Hampshire's state office of surplus property. Higher-value items are stored securely, and after a reasonable amount of time, the TSA said it ships the items to its Virginia headquarters.

Meanwhile, abandoned coins are deposited in a lockbox.

Look at this: now the coins are "abandoned," not STOLEN!!!

At the end of the shift, a TSA officer counts and documents all the loose change found that day. The money is kept in a safe for three months or until the pot reaches $300. Then it is deposited into an operating fund. Every penny counts.

Yeah, I'LL BET EACH ONE DOES!!!

That's YOUR MONEY, Americans!!!

You, NEED IT for anything?

Davis said the TSA never contemplated donating the money to charity because she said the distribution process would be too complicated, and perhaps messy.

"How would TSA determine what charity or charities to donate to?" she said. "And how many taxpayers would object?"

I OBJECT to the LOOTING to begin with!!

All because of the FALSE-FLAG "terror" event of 9-fucking-11!!!!

And it is not just the TSA that is gouging you, America:

"Delta Air Lines to double fee for 2d checked bag

Delta Air Lines Inc., the nation's third-largest carrier, will double its charge for checking a second bag on a domestic flight as part of a set of fee increases to help offset the high cost of fuel. The Atlanta carrier said the changes will apply to customers who purchase a ticket beginning tomorrow for travel on or after Aug. 5. Fee changes include an increase to $50 from $25 to check a second bag for domestic travel. Fees for specialty items that require special handling, such as surfboards or ski equipment, will increase on domestic and international flights, Delta said (AP)."

I'll shove something up my ass first before I pay another $50 to this tyranny!!!!

Please, NEVER FLY, America -- NEVER -- until this insanity based upon a bunch of damn, inside job lies is halted!!!!

You there, America?

No, no, don't reach for that glass of diarrhea!!!!!