Sunday, February 24, 2008

Hot Fart Mist Heartburn

Meanwhile, Exxon-Mobil pulled down $40 BILLION (that's with a "b," folks) in PROFIT last year!

Oh, yeah, I got the hot-air squeaking-stinkers along with the vomit coming up.

Uuuuuuuughh!!!

"Gas costs force Americans to cut back on driving"

Translation: Your standard of living is spinning its way down the toilet, 'murkn!

How much shit you gonna eat, anyway?


"by Robert Gavin, Globe Staff | February 24, 2008

Gasoline prices have risen so high and stayed high for so long, that Americans are finally doing what once seemed unthinkable: driving less.

Inveterate drivers are carpooling, combining errands to eliminate trips, trying mass transit, and even walking. As a result, gasoline consumption, which grew steadily in recent years as prices passed $2, $2.50, and $3 a gallon, has flattened and even declined, according to the US Energy Department.

Average daily gasoline consumption in the United States has decreased in each of the past four weeks from a year ago, according to recent data. In the past six months, average daily consumption slipped two-tenths of a percent from a year earlier, after growing 2.5 percent in the previous year....

Take Lisa Towle, for example. She lives in Dunstable, where, she says, "we don't have any sidewalks and any stores nearby," and she commutes 25 miles each way to her job in North Andover. It costs her $40 to $50 to fill up her 1998 Volvo station wagon.

Towle, 44, now limits herself to one fill-up a week. She puts off buying more milk until she needs a bigger shopping trip. She used to drop her 13-year-old daughter off at basketball practice, make the 15-minute drive back home, then return to pick her up at the end of the 90-minute session. Now, she waits at the school....

Yeah, it's a pain in the ass, but you are helping the environment (plus you should have been more interested in the kid anyway)!!!!!

I mean, you are watching the practices, right?

I'm going to tournament games for the next two weeks and I'm ecstatic -- and I don't even know the kids.

You do go to your daughter's games, right?

"Gas prices are an obsession with our family," Lisa Towle said. "If I have to fill up more than once a week, it has to come from somewhere else. More pasta and less meat."

Just standing here watching that American standard of living spin down the shit-swirler!!!

The growth of outer suburbs like Dunstable is among the reasons gasoline consumption has responded so slowly to rising prices, said Christopher Knittel, an economics professor at the University of California at Davis. Longer commuting distances and fewer alternatives to driving make it difficult for consumers to find short-term substitutes, such as walking or mass transit, he said.

Higher incomes, which make it easier to absorb higher prices, have also supported gasoline consumption. Per capita disposable income in the United States has risen 18 percent in the last decade, adjusted for inflation, according to the US Commerce Department.

In a recently published paper, Knittel found that these societal changes have helped make consumers six times less sensitive to price increases than during the oil shocks of the 1970s and '80s. Thirty years ago, a 20 percent rise in gas prices would drive down consumption by 6 percent. That same increase today would cut consumption by 1 percent.

To make a real dent in consumption, prices must stay high long enough to prompt people to make big adjustments, such as moving closer to work or buying a fuel-efficient car, Knittel said....

Since crude oil began its run to $100 a barrel, average gasoline prices have soared from less than $1.50 a gallon in January 2003 to $3.12 on Friday, according to the American Automobile Association....

Remember when they sold us on these wars making oil cheaper and under our control?

Looks like only the oil companies benefited from that one!

Look at the price now!!!

Accident? I THINK NOT!!!

Mary Gunn, 58, of Lynn adjusted her commute to Boston in November when she started taking the bus to the Wonderland subway station in Revere, instead of driving and parking there.

Beth Stone of Marblehead made adjustments around then, too, when she realized that rising costs were draining her bank account and causing her overdraft protection to kick in.

Until then, Stone said, she hadn't thought much about gas prices or filling the tank of her Acura, which she did a least twice a week. Now Stone, 55, a teacher, limits her gas budget to one fill-up or no more than $25 a week. She carefully plans her travel, sticking to the shortest route and avoiding spur-of-the-moment side trips.

When she fills a prescription, she shops for food at a supermarket around the corner. Other times, rather than driving across town, she walks to the small grocery store near her home. When she needed light bulbs and other items recently, she stopped at a hardware store along her route and spent a little more, rather than driving farther to a supermarket where prices were lower.

"I just can't afford filling up so often," she said. "I plan my trips carefully. . . . We're certainly not getting compensated in our paychecks for all the costs that are going up."

But, hey, Exxon did good so WHO CARES?