Friday, February 1, 2008

Exxon-Mobil Posts World Record Profits

While you suffer, 'Murkns!

Think of this the next time you fill up, 'eh?

Might make you warm in the cold.

"Exxon-Mobil posts world record profits"

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On Friday (as the USA slipped further into a recession) Exxon Mobil Corp posted the largest annual profit by any company in world history — $40.6 billion.

Exxon also set an all-time U.S. record for the biggest quarterly profit, posting net income of $11.7 billion for the final three months of 2007, beating its own mark of $10.71 billion in the fourth quarter of 2005.

The previous record for annual profit was $39.5 billion, set by Exxon Mobil in 2006.

Oil prices have reached $100.09 on Jan. 3.

Exxon Mobil’s revenue rose 30 percent in the fourth quarter to $116.6 billion from $90 billion a year ago.

Sales rose to $404.5 billion, another record for Exxon Mobil.

ConocoPhillips has said record oil prices at the end of 2007 helped it post a 37 percent increase in fourth-quarter profit, even as ConocoPhillips produced less crude and natural gas than a year earlier. Its fourth-quarter net income rose to $4.37 billion versus $3.2 billion a year earlier.

ConocoPhillips is the nation’s third-largest integrated oil company behind Exxon Mobil and Chevron Corp.

Chevron’s profit rose 29.2 percent in the fourth quarter. Revenue rose 29 percent to $61.41 billion from $47.75 billion.

On Thursday, Royal Dutch Shell PLC, Europe’s largest oil company, reported fourth-quarter profit rose 60 percent to $8.47 billion. Shell also said full-year net profit was a record $31.3 billion, up 23 percent from 2006.

New York Times

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Did you see the source?

I must have missed that one; thanks, blogger!

Those figures are BILLIONS with a B, readers.

Notice that the last quarter of 2007 was the BEST EVER in WORLD HISTORY!

Yeah, my ass does have a big gouge in it.

So that's where I got it.