Friday, October 19, 2007

Business Day

I heard the market took another dump today.

Oh, well. Don't worry.

The corporations won't be hurting, just you Amurkn.


After all, you'll bail out the banks when the time comes, Amurkn:

"Market Place: Banks’ Plan to Help May Itself Need Help"

Looks like BankofAmeriKa is going to need that help:

"Earnings Fall 32 Percent at Bank of America"

And don't worry health insurance, either, even if you don't have any:

"UnitedHealth Posts 15% Profit Increase and Raises Its Full-Year Forecast"

'Course, your dollar is worth shit, but that's all right
:

"Dollar Hits a New Low, Oil Hits a New High"

Because Google cleaned up
:

"Google’s Strong Quarter Widens Gap With Rivals"

And so did Nokia
:

"Earnings Soar at Nokia on Third World Demand"

I mean, everybody is going to do great
:

"Indicators Suggest Economic Uptick"

At least, if you are not in the news business
:

"B.B.C. to Cut 2,500 Positions"

Or in the stocks game
:

"As Sale Nears, Dow Jones Reports a Steep Drop in Profit"

Or if you are just an average American.