Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Afghanistan's Butterfingers Suiciders

These stories are absolutely laughable!!!

It makes you believe in the bigger the lie thing.

So what really happened? The U.S. bomb these places?

The fact that the New York Times is COMPLETELY SILENT on this report SPEAKS VOLUMES!!!

"Would-be suicide bomber, kin killed in Afghanistan; Man announced plot during visit from Pakistan" by Amir Shah/Associated Press October 16, 2007

KABUL, Afghanistan - A mother who tried to stop her son from carrying out a suicide bomb attack triggered an explosion in the family's home in southern Afghanistan that killed the would-be bomber, his mother, and three siblings, police said yesterday.

[Or was it a U.S. airstrike instead?

After all, about there are about
75 U.S. air raids a day.

Would the Zionist-controlled media tell us if it was an airstrike?

Or would they rather shovel another shit lie about Muslims?]


The would-be bomber had been studying at a madrassa, or religious school, in Pakistan, and after he returned to his home in Uruzgan Province over the weekend announced a plan to carry out a suicide attack, Interior Ministry spokesman Zemeri Bashary said.

Surviving family members told police that the suicide vest exploded during a struggle between the mother and her son, said Juma Gul Himat, Uruzgan's police chief. The man's brother and two sisters were also killed.

Family members said the would-be bomber gave his family $3,600 before telling them he intended to carry out the attack, Himat said.

Bashary said the explosion happened on Sunday, but Himat said it occurred yesterday morning. It was not clear why the two accounts differed.

[Oh, I think we in the west all know why the accounts differ.

Because the shit newspapers lie, that's why!]


In a second accidental explosion, another would-be bomber died Friday in Paktika Province after he identified himself to police and began taking off his bomb vest, Bashary said.

[Are you frikkin' kidding me?

If someone had not have died, I would be rolling on the floor laughing!

A "suicider" chickening out, huh?]


The bomber said he changed his mind and was aborting the suicide mission because he saw people praying in a mosque. But as he slipped off the vest he accidentally triggered a blast that killed only him, Bashary said.

[So, what, was this guy SHOT at a checkpoint or something?

I mean, I am not believing these laughable lies coming out of my shit War Dailies no more, readers!

They have lost all credibility!]


The US military, meanwhile, said it had looked into allegations that soldiers had desecrated the Koran during a raid on a home in the eastern province of Kunar and found no evidence of wrongdoing. The allegations had outraged villagers, who met with the governor, provincial leaders, and US military commanders on Sunday.

Kunar's deputy provincial governor, Noor Mohammad Khan, said American soldiers raided the home of Mullah Zarbaz on Saturday, arresting him and three others. Villagers said that soldiers ripped, knifed, and burned a Koran during the raid, allegations that led to an angry demonstration, Khan said.

But Major Chris Belcher, a spokesman for the US-led coalition, which oversees Special Forces soldiers who usually carry out nighttime raids, said the allegations had been investigated and were found to be baseless.

"We looked into it. There was no desecration of the Koran or any religious symbol by US forces," Belcher said. "Had a soldier desecrated it, we would take action."

[There is another cadre of liars I would never believe any more: The United States military!

Disrespecting Islam, huh?

Yeah, winning hearts and minds!

Of course, the stupid Afghanis are out getting angry about an event that never happened, right?

I am SO SICK OF BEING LIED TO!!!!!]


In the latest violence, Taliban militants ambushed a NATO patrol in central Afghanistan on Sunday, leaving about a dozen soldiers wounded, a NATO official said. The troops called for an air strike on the militants in Wardak Province, but there were no reports of casualties, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the matter.

The official did not identify the nationality of the wounded troops. Most of the troops in Wardak Province, which borders the capital of Kabul, are Turkish.

[Ah, serves the Turks right for being holocaust-deniers and aggressors against the Kurds.

Reap what you sow, and don't I know it!]


Insurgent violence in Afghanistan is at its highest level since US forces invaded the country in 2001 to oust the hard-line Islamic Taliban rulers."

[But WE ARE WINNING!

Seriously, readers, are you not SICK of being LIED TO?!!

Hey, at least you can
play golf in Kabul!

If the Taliban doesn't rocket the course, anyway!

"
The Taliban are enjoying a military resurgence in Afghanistan and are now staging attacks just outside the capital."

Have a good game, shitter!]