There are STARVING PEOPLE in this world, assholes!
This sums AmeriKa up to a T!
Gorge yourselves, fat-fucks -- and choke on the rancid feces for all I care!!
This is "news?"
"New Yorker is top dog, reclaims title in eating contest" by Adam Goldman, Associated Press | July 5, 2008
NEW YORK - Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest in Coney Island yesterday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi in a 10-minute chow-down and then beating him in a five-dog eat-off.
The men tied at 59 frankfurters in 10 minutes, before being made to gobble another five dogs in a tiebreaker. They consumed 64 hot dogs total and were looking quite peaked after the competition.
Kobayashi, the 128-pound legend in the competitive eating circuit told Brooklyn papers that he wasn't feeling 100 percent, and while he was improving, the tooth problem and sore jaw that hampered last year's performance were still something of a problem.
Their competitors also included a pizza cook from New York City, a fishmonger from Chicago, and a 110-pound mother of two from Maryland."--MORE--"
And so is this!
"Bliss arrives in icy, creamy scoops" by Tania deLuzuriaga, Globe Staff | July 5, 2008
Editor's note: Rites of Summer is a Saturday series on simple pleasures of the season in New England.
At Jay Gees in Methuen, it was straight coffee. Across town at Findeisen's, it was cookie dough. And at Benson's in West Boxford, black raspberry.
But my favorite, the ice cream I dreamed about all winter and drooled over all summer, was the coffee cookies 'n' cream at Hodgie's Ice Cream in Amesbury. Always in a cup. Always with a sugar cone on top.
Forget Memorial Day, shorts weather, or the end of the school year. Summer starts in New England when the ice cream stands open. After the desolate days of winter, that first cone is a sweet promise of balmy, carefree days to come.
It doesn't matter that you might need a jacket while standing in line or have to turn on the heat in the car as you eat it. Ice cream is summer.
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Why would you need a jacket or have to turn on the heat in your car with the global warming, anyway?
One shit cone, please.
Here you go, America!!! ENJOY!!!!
