"Ridiculous conspiracy theory about 9/11.
According to the ever truth telling government of the US and the ever accurate US media, the 9/11 attacks were planned by a sickly man hiding in a cave who just so happened to be a "former" CIA employee. The attacks were then carried out by 19 Arab hijackers who just by chance lived next door to the Israeli Mossad and magically some how at least 7 of them remained alive after crashing planes into buildings. This is of course because each of the living hijackers had eaten those little green 1up mushrooms from Super Mario brothers and upon their death they just came back to life on earth as extra men. Claiming that these men could not possibly have carried out the attacks just because a few of them are alive is absurd. The magical 1up mushrooms explains everything perfectly.
Next two concrete and steel buildings which had been hit by airplanes burned near the top for abut an hour and then suddenly fell straight down in a matter of seconds. Now in Bin Laden was using a powerful genie to pull this off, you know all those bearded guys in cave in Arabia land have magic lamps and genies. Even though normally fire burns buildings and can not possibly break the laws of physics and cause steel beams to be cut at 45 degree angles and totally erase skyscrapers there were hundreds of stories high in a matter of seconds and be hot enough to leave molten steel in the basements weeks after the event....with a magic genie it can be one IF that was one of the wishes that were made. For more information on how this works watch the animated movie Aladdin.
Now the Genie says he cannot be wished to kill anyone but you see Bin Laden found a loop hole. He did not say kill those people he said explode the building and make it fall in its own footprint as if it were blown up by demolition. That way the genie did not actually kill anyone he just made some building fall and the buildings are what killed the people. It was from this loop-hole in the iwsihing that Bin Laden could do this with his self reincarnating hijackers with magic mushrooms and supe fire that acts like bombs including in a building that was not hit by a plane.
Now in the Pentagon attack they did not need super fire because the building was already low to the ground so remote control software was not used, no it was the regenerating pilots that went out of their way to create a trail of evidence to themselves including a bag with a list of their names and left over drivers licenses and even an unburnable paper passport (it was give anti-burnable even from an inferno that melts steal pills from the Adam West Batman which were taken via the time machine Bin Laden build from goats milk and string cheese. Everyone knows Batman has anti-any event pills and sprays). In the pentagon the airplane was unable to burn things like wooden chairs, books made of paper, and plastic computers and phones, glass windows etc. However this obvious point was in no way distracted by a story about a magic non missing missile fired from an invisible aircraft or launching pad making no sounds and then leaving airplane debris while at the same time turning the plane everyone saw headed toward the pentagon as it flew over Virginia into a invisible jet much like the one that Wonder Woman has been know to fly, after all I have sen her jet myself...
Later anthrax letters linking the attacks to Israel's plight of killing off an indigenous population in a apartheid state with legalized torture and open ethnic cleansing by claiming the Muslims all of them wrote and signed a note claiming death to America and death to Israel the was accompanied by a fake video from the Israeli defense minister showing dancing Palestinians who unknown tot he viewer were actually celebrating being given food. This in no way implicates Israel in the attacks after all anthrax stolen by a Zionist Jewish former worker( fired for being racist) from a forth in Maryland who was caught on tape entering the lab where the anthrax was scientifically proven to have come from, must have come from the Egyptian man that he tried to pin it on who there is no evidence for doing anything wrong even after 6 years. The fabricated tape of dancing Palestinians and the content of the anthrax letters was pure chance.
The Israelis caught dancing on the scene who had 5k stuffed in a sock and drove a van that got a hit from bomb sniffing dogs, who just so happened to work for the Mossad and were filming the entire event because of their ESP powers and then were released by the FBI run by a dual citizen Zionist Chertoff whose cousin works for Popular Mechanics and was part of a cover up is all just a big co-winky-dink. They are innocent. It was not the guys in New York filming the event and celebrating, who just happened to work for an intelligence agency known for false flags. It was the dancing children in Palestine who did the attack. I mean which is more plausible? come on. Israel can't do anything wrong plus it was "on the News".
Later a pre-written 300 plus bill was introduced by another Israel dual citizen and got passed without even being read and then a new department was created the DHS and the head of it quickly became the same guy who released the busted Mossad agents. ha ha all just chance you know.
Cheney who had NORAD stand Down was NOT rewarded by having Halliburton's stock rise 3 thousand percent and his wife who was the president of Lockheed did not watch Lockheed get the largest war contracts in the history of the earth. He was not paid off or rewarded in anyway. I mean because that would be suspicious. Oh and there were also no put options on that day or the week prior. And the Presidents brother was not the head of security until the day before either. I mean how would that look? Oh wait if it is not on ABCNNBCBS FOX then it doesn't really exist for like Rove said, we can create our own reality.
911 films would go on to mention Israeli involvement and become widely popular where as films talking about magic missiles and ignoring Israel at all costs would not be promoted by a radio giant who thinks video games control your mind and the earth id run by a secret German death cult with cool magic hand signal that worship the Christian Devil....
Oh wait I got that backwards that is exactly what did happen.
Thus you have it, fire can blow up skyscrapers and at the same time not burn things like paper passports, or wood and paper objects in DC. You see fire in New York is hotter than Virginia because of uh um special ...quantum... relative... dark matter ,space alien, laser weapon, Illuminati, chicken pizza, Jesuit ,Freemason, cupcake, turbo, action, lizard, morphing, bunny-ninja... by the way want to talk about the border of Mexico and the US??
Hijackers can survive their own deaths, Israel get to kill as many pole as they want and its cool, and the largest truth of all...
The magic hijackers met with Iraqis in the Czech Republic thus making Iraq part of the War on Terror AND Iraq was said to have mobile weapons labs capable of creating the anthrax that demonstratively came from our own labs. These super truths were not written by oh say Zionist moles in the media like Safire and Miller who were quoting things already previously written as far back as 1998 in PNAC. Because if that happened I mean it would be obvious who the liars were and after all we did find WMD in Iraq right?? Oh wait no we didn't. That is because they were secretly teleported to Syria which is in no way an Israeli target cough cough
P.S. Iran is building a nuclear bomb we know because the same people who lied about Iraq and cooked up Niger forgeries are telling us so and I mean you can trust them right?
People go here and find out what really happened on 911. All Roads Lead to Israel. www.rys2sense.com/hub It's in the articles section and there is a movie out called War by Way of Deception this March 2008."
