Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Middle East Internet Mystery Solved

And you will NEVER BELIEVE who really did it!

"Mystery of cut cables SOLVED"

SATIRE

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Israeli sources have learned that Hamas terrorists caused the recent damage to communications cables on the sea floor near Gaza, and near Dubai, as a “show of strength.”

President Bush was quoted as saying, “This cowardly deed will not go unpunished.”

Israeli intelligence has also released photos of the Hamas navy, revealing that the terrorist group is far more developed than anyone realized. By smuggling supplies through tunnels from Egypt, the militants have built a sea force that now threatens the entire world.

In an exclusive from Fox News, here are some of the photos that Israel sent to the Pentagon.

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I got a great chuckle out of that blogger's post!

Thanks, blogger, I needed one!

This isn't funny:
Urgent: Cable Cuts Now Total Five!