♫ He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake(?), he knows if you've been bad or good, just has to check the database♫
Never to early to indoctrinate an impressionable youngster in the ways of the surveillance state.
He's even got a jet-fighter escort, and was last seen over Connecticut.
'Twas the Week Before Chri$tmas....
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas