Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Two Down, One to Go

The end of the world is nigh!

It was prophesied that the anti-Christ would come from the Middle East and suffer a near-fatal wound to the head before a miraculously awakening:

Israel’s comatose Sharon showing brain activity

It was foretold that the Pope who succeeds Benedict will be the last:

Pope Benedict stuns Catholic world with resignation

Looks like 2013 is the year. Mayans were off by just a little bit (ran out of room on the tablet). It has been my pleasure to serve you (or not) over these last seven (oooh) years.